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One of my new favorite things is making fun of Kylo Ren. I mean, how can I not? That guy is the ultimate emo wah wah call the waaahhhbulance white boy villain. Thankfully I am not the only person who feels this way considering all the amazing memes that have popped up out there. Recently I made it my mission to find a fanfiction that encapsulates this aspect of Kylo Ren and eventually I found one that is delightful AF.
I present to you the beautiful love story between misunderstood Kylo and the exiled Jar Jar Binks called…. Lust in Ikea by xxxkylobinkz4evaxxx of Fanfiction.net.
This Fanfic is clearly an intentional parody and is perfect for anyone who likes to rip on Kylo. It emphasizes on all of his emo-osity. His love for emo music, his hatred for preps, how misunderstood he is by his dad, and how forbidden his love is for, you guessed it, Jar Jar Binks.
“Lust in Ikea” takes place is, well, an Ikea. There is a meet cute between the two lovers where of course Kylo hates him at first, but then realizes how they are oh so meant for each other. Han makes an appearance and attempts to bring his son back to the side of the light, but to no avail. Oh, did I mention that there are also vampires in this story? If that doesn’t sell you on “Lust in Ikea”, I just don’t know what will. This story is definitely reminiscent of the infamous “My Immortal” with the constant quoting of songs, vampires, and the never ending hatred of preps (the rebels are such preps). You’ll definitely get a good laugh out of this fanfic.