Our 5th anniversary party came and went. Insert big sigh of relief from the Space Pirate Queen. Look, I’m the type of girl who doesn’t make birthday plans because I just can’t put together a party. Mostly because I have the ‘what if no one shows up to my party’ social anxiety syndrome. Nothing personal against my friends and family but as we all get older, our lives become more and more of an isolated, busy island for half the time. You can’t expect the no-responsibilities era of high school when all you can do is hang out at your best friend’s house and eat their food.